The Knife Safety for the Elderly Institute

A Place for Those Who Want to Cut Through the Noise

Welcome to the Knife Safety for the Elderly Institute, where we're cutting through the red tape of knife-related anxiety. Our mission is to provide expert guidance, support, and an occasional witty remark to those who want to wield knives without worrying about their safety or sanity.

We're not here to tell you what to do or how to do it. We're here to help you do it without cutting off your fingers or getting too close to your neighbor's cat.

Our team of experts includes:

• Dr. Emily P. Cutwater, MD, PhD: Our resident expert in all things sharp and pointy.
• Benny 'The Blade' Baker: Former professional knife-thrower and current expert in 'how not to throw knives at people.'
• Agnes 'The Whisker' Wurst: Our in-house knife-whittling specialist with a flair for the dramatic.

Visit our subpages for more information:

• Knife Handling 101
• Knife Throwing for the Clumsy
• Our Knife Club: Where you can bring your own knives and try not to cut yourself